So!

A LITTLE BELATED. Let's play What Happened To Mieke??

Here are some of my ideas:

So, erm, are we good now? No dying? I'm not going to die? Will I still be here this time next year? (oh hey that RHYMED i should be a RHYMER) Can I cut the Heineken out of my name yet not that that's got much to do with anything?

IT'S ALMOST THE 30TH!!

9 days!

Anyway I didn't break that vase a wizard did it. ... a dark wizard did it!

Stupid pissing wanking piano. Mum is insane, do you know that? Here I was thinking by sixth form (funny how I was thinking the same thing about year 11 HMMM) I'd be free of the stupid thing but no, Johannes Adriaan bloody six million middle names de Carvalho-Heineken you are not dropping piano just because you're lazy blah, blah, blah, and I'm not even any bloody good at it.

I also want to know why exactly I have to learn English when I know it already, I mean I can speak the language and read and write isn't that enough? Well alright sometimes it's just more fun to butcher it but after all these years I still haven't solved the mystery of why I sit there for an hour to listen to some old bat with wax in her ears drone on and on about Yeast and Thingie and whatnot. And she does drone. -- Oh. Klaus. Klaus. Did I fall asleep last time when she was talking? I think you'd remember because I bloody well can't but you always make that same horrible screeching dying noise like someone's poking you in the eyes and pulling your intestines out of your ears whenever I start talking to you about what day it is. I actually find it kind of rude. I'd think it was very useful, you know, having someone to remind you what day it is and how close it is to the 30th and all but nooo.

Er, right, where was I. -- Of course. English is pointless.

I mean, look at Casper. he tyeps like this and is high half the time when he's not doing his happylittle buggering thing but he's fine and if you look at him sideways he even looks sane.

And by the way who can guess what day goes after the 18th, eh?

SO ANYWAY GUYS, IT'S OCTOBER! AND IN 29 DAYS, IT'S ........!!!!

This book is rather poofy isn't it??

You know what's horribly boring?

London!

You know what's even more boring?

The English language!

You know what's


Okay stuff that.

KLAUS? KLAUS? ARE YOU THERE?

I NEED YOUR HELP.

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I GOT YOU BOTH, DIDN'T I? I TOTALLY GOT YOU. YOU WERE WORRIED. WORRIED.